companion to (x)
I believe their dialogue would go something like this:
Vitaly!Watson: My Holmes constantly dresses up and is always testing me!
David!Watson: Mine too. And my Holmes can’t quit the cocaine. It’s so tragic.
Jude!Watson: Mine keeps trying to destroy my marriage.
Martin!Watson: Mine’s does too! Well, my dates. And he can’t do anything for himself.
-But in the end they all agree that Holmes is brilliant.-



Now we’re getting somewhere.